Friday, 4 May 2007

What the F*ck name is Firestarter?

And this is me partner in crime, Firestarter. I thought I was a pretty big nerd until I met Firestarter and we started playing games together and it was all downhill from there. I mean who the hell names their character Firestarter WTF!!!ONE11!!! (Seriously he thinks that name is uber kewl) Ill give props to him though naming his Bear pet Bearly Legal. He follows me around doing quests at an abnormally slow pace, getting himself killed 4 times more than me, pulling mobs left right and centre, not reading quests, bugging out the game, and generally being a f***ing r-tard, ending up at me shouting down the mic to him on Xbox Live and raising my blood pressure. Yes thats right folks, we use Xbox live chat to commuinicate whilst playing this game (the mics are comfier), and no we dont have girlfriends. LOTRO has its own in game mic chat, which Id just like to highlight right now cos its the second MMO to have this feature, DDO being the first, and every MMO should have it, no-one uses it in LOTRO though, at least no-one Ive partied with, and well we use Xbox Live, yeah go figure.

-Innes


Firestarter on the right, and no, hes not an extremely attractive woman in real life, hes a super nerd of extreme proportions. He likes the flirtive tells in game though.


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